wrapping presents will be a lot more fun with some vodka BRB HOLLA HOLLA

i fucking hate christmas. as of next year i’m not celebrating it anymore. piece of shit.

their friend is fucking weird.

i’ve put on so much weight i should be lined up and shot at along with croc wearers and one direction fans

i’m gonna start using tumblr again now okay?

the house where tia sharpe’s body was found is like 5 minutes away from my house. it’s so scary to think something like that could happen so close to home.

the olympics is really starting to piss me off

like, family guy isn’t on ‘till half past midnight tonight

excuse me olympics, what did i ever do to you?

so many people from my high school/ college are like having babies and getting married and shit and i’m just here like “i cooked today and i’m not dead yet, although i do have the trots should i seek medical attention?”

the new x factor advert is so misleading.

i mean, what about the other 5 winners that technically won but didn’t really win cos they went on to release an album that should have taken them places but the only place it took them was job centre? 

mer i’m not gonna see rob for like a week now cos he’s going shitty camping
allow my life

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today was so sick

pride at trafalgar square and then drinks on the southbank

gonna post some photos now yes? yes.

i have no idea what to wear for pride ugggggghhhhhh